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Top 100 Naley Scenes - #32: 1x03 Are You True

Nathan: Breakfast of champions. Want some?
Haley: You’re late.
[Nathan pulls a the prize out of his Cracker Jack box]
N: Please let this be a cheat sheet.
[He opens the prize and pulls out a bracelet]
N: It’s for you.
H: Stop it.
N: Come on.
[He puts the bracelet on her wrist]
N: Don’t say I never gave you anything.
H: Do you see this book? [Holds the book up] This book is me, I am math.
N: [Laughs] What’s that supposed to mean?
H: It’s supposed to mean, you can work your whole ‘I’m Nathan Scott, mister big shot, scoring my touchdowns’ on somebody else, because-
N: I don’t even play football.
H: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day, all your bluster and BS don’t mean anything to math. Because math don’t care, and neither do I.
N: Well, does English care? Cause I really suck at that, too.
H: Please don’t waste my time. I’m already taking a huge chance on you, because my instincts are screaming that you’re full of sh-
[Nathan laughs]
H: Let’s just get started, okay? Page 81.